Brian Sullivan, Best Man: Sully spent the best twenty-three months of his life living with Brian Rechtsteiner in the Delta House, where they developed a taste for the Food Network, Dr. Mario, and multiple TVs in the living room. Often mistaken for Carson Palmer, Sully is the rare renaissance man who enjoys both Microsoft Excel and professional wrestling.
Mark Blair, Groomsman: Mark, known better by his "street name" of Blair, enjoys long walks on the beach (preferably in Paducah Kentucky), candlelit dinners (assuming they do not contain any vegetables or rice), and staying within the friendly confines of Mount Lookout. In a cruel twist of fate, Blair is the most attractive groomsman - yet also is painfully single. Ladies, if this picture of Blair in a Jeff Gordon outfit two sizes too small doesn't get your engine started, check your pulse:
Michael Currin, Groomsman: Currin is freakishly strong and is a Fantasy Football force to be reckoned with. Get him drunk to witness one of the rare occasions when he is actually nice to other people - openly exhibiting physical contact in a friendly manner (rather than viciously punching them) and telling his friends that he likes them (instead of mocking them). There is a reason Rex locks his door when he sleeps at night - and the reason's name is Currin. Along with Brian, he is one of two people to survive "The Great Deep Fried Chipotle Burrito Experiment of 2004".
Kevin Flynn, Groomsman: KFly currently resides in Columbus Ohio , where he enjoys Ohio State Football being the lead story on the news year round. He and Brian have enjoyed four “ Brian and Kevin Vacations” over the years (and counting), generally centered around the concerts of the Dave Matthews Band. When the tailgating gets too hot, it often leads to the infamous “No Shirt Saturdays / Sundays” – where Kevin’s uber-white complexion makes all around feel better about their lack of tan.
Eric Yerian, Groomsman: Eric spends his days at work developing waste water treatment plants, and his nights explaining to others what a “waste water treatment plant” actually is. For the past two years, Eric has been the number one supporter of a Brian and Kate merger - not so much because he wanted them to share in the same marital bliss that he enjoys with Brian's sister - but because he anxiously awaits the day that Brian buys a real house so that he is able to unload the numerous old couches and chairs occupying space in his basement.
Meghan Brown, Maid of Honor: Meghan spent the better part of the past year living in Mexico, where she put her UD Photography Degree to good use teaching English to Mexican schoolkids. Now she went the other extreme, moving to chilly Maine. She anxiously awaits the day that her sister Kate is rich enough to hire her as a personal assistant, so that she can relive the glory days of youth when Big Sis Kate would call her "Mimi" and make her wait on her hand and foot.
Janel Brown, Maid of Honor: When Janel (Kate's youngest sister) was growing up, her life goal was to become a dog. This is making her upcoming college decision all the more difficult, as not many universities offer Doggie Degrees. If you ever consider moving outside the state of Ohio, talk to Janel first – and she’ll provide hundreds of reasons why Ohio is the greatest place on earth. Disclaimer: as the youngest member of the wedding party, Janel will be playing with water (rather than beer) during the big "Bridal Party Flip Cup Game" that will be taking place at the reception.
Heather Johnston, Bridesmaid: One of Kate's roommates from UD, Canadian born Heather lived in the glamorous "turbine room" at 1518 Frericks before moving to Colorado to teach no good punk kids and to be a ski bum. Although she officially became a United States Citizen in 2006, she continues to be known as "Canadian Heather”, using her Canadian Passport while traveling abroad (to Australia!) to receive better treatment from America-hating foreigners. Like all Canadians, she enjoys ice hockey, maple syrup, and pledging allegiance to the Queen of England twice a day.
Jayme Madden, Bridesmaid: One of Kate’s co-workers at Empower, Jayme is partially responsible for the hundreds of pounds worth of wedding magazines currently in Kate’s possession. She's also attributed to motivating Kate in her daily workout routine of "Body Pumping" and "Spinning". It is assumed that the highlight of her life was her trip with Kate and Brian to the Gorge Amphitheater in Washington in 2005.
Lisa Yerian, Bridesmaid: Currently working on her first novel, “The Best Cheese Sticks in Cincinnati” (formerly titled “How to Eat Your Way to an Early Heart Attack”), Brian's sister Lisa shares his love of the Food Network, sand volleyball, and drinking before noon . A master of deception, she somehow graduated with an Accounting degree without being able to perform basic math functions without the aid of a calculator.
The Co-Stars